You just might be a wingnut….

republican-wingnutsJeff Foxworthy has beaten his “you might be a redneck” standup routine to death, so I thought he might take this on as a new schtick:  Signs you just might be a wingnut….

If you think Obama’s a gun-grabbing tyrant while you buy your assault rifle and box of ammo, you just might be a wingnut.

If you think Obama is a socialist while the stock market and corporate profits hit all-time highs, you might be a wingnut.

If you think Saul Alinsky’s “mentorship” of Obama reveals Obama’s radical socialist goals (nevermnd that Obama was 11 when Alinsky died), but are OK with the fact that George Romney met personally with Alinsky for advice on his presidential campaign, you just might be a wingnut.

If you think that keeping an AR-15 under your bed makes you part of a well-regulated militia, you might be a wingnut.

If you think Bubba from Fetidswamp, Ga., owning a .22 rifle has kept Obama from imposing his radical socialist agenda by force, you just might be a wingnut.

If you think generating billions of dollars in new business for private, for-profit insurance companies, with no public option, is government-run health care, you might be a wingnut.

If you think voting requires ID, but buying military weaponry does not, you just might be a wingnut.

If, after the last election, you tweeted or retweeted that it was “pimps, whores and welfare brats, and their soulless supporters” who elected a president that would “destroy America,” you might be a wingnut.

 

If you want the government to keep its ands off your Medicare, you just might be a wingnut.

If tweeted or retweeted that the election “a total sham and a travesty” even before Obama was declared victor and then urged people to start a “revolution in this country,” you might be a wingnut.

If you’ve compared Obama to Hitler, you just might be a wingnut.

If you’re still wondering whether Obama is a secret Muslim, you might be a wingnut.

If you’ve ever said the words “Obama” and “antichrist” in the same breath, you just might be a wingnut (and a biblical illiterate).

If you worry that the Dems are secretly plotting to resurrect the Fairness Doctrine to boot Rush off the air, you might be a wingnut.

If you’ve ever asserted that Obama’s stimulus bill included cash for a “levitating train” between Disneyland and Nevada brothels, you just might be a wingnut.

If you think the bundle of rods pictured on the back of the dime (called the fasces in Latin) is evidence that Obama is a fascist, you might be a wingnut. (By the way, the fasces have been on the dime — actually, on all of our symbols — since before the term “fascism” came into English.)

 

If you think expanding opportunities for volunteer service here and abroad leads to forced liberal re-education camps and is “part of his stated plan to create a race-based, Gestapo-style ‘Civilian National Security Force’ as large and well-funded as the military,” you might be a wingnut.

If you get upset by the amount of golf Obama plays, but you’re OK with  John Boehner playing four times as much, you just might be a wingnut.

If you think it’s possible to be a fascist, socialist and communist all at once, you just might be a wingnut.

If you can’t understand why black people haven’t voted Republican for the past 50 years, you might be a wingnut.

 

If you think that being white, being male, or being a white male creates a disadvantage for you in the job market, you just might be a wingnut.

If you’ve said either “secede” or “secession” with a straight face outside of a history class, you might be a wingnut.

 

If you’ve ever forwarded one of those email messages or liked one of those Facebook posts that assert “our” superiority because, among other reasons, when we were kids we didn’t wear seatbelts, you just might be a wingnut.

If you still believe in “trickle down economics,” you might be a wingnut.

 

If you think that raising the minimum wage a few cents will set inflation aflame, but the billions spent on CEO salaries and golden parachutes will not, you just might be a wingnut.

If you still don’t know that Reagan increased the federal debt by 218% (more than Obama, Clinton or either Bush), increased government spending, and raised taxes, you might be a self-deluding wingnut (or is that redundant?)

If you’re still wondering about Obama’s birthplace or citizenship, you’re definitely a wingnut.

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